10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.