10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"