10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'