10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester