10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine