10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.