10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for loners.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.