10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..