10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."