10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo