10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters