10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]