10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi