10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright