10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."