10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.