10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth