10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is