10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim