10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Welcome to kicker school
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.