10 Random Poker Quotes
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- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger