10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "No river, no fish."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.