10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris