10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is