10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon