10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow