10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus