10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.