10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.