10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd