10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it