10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves