10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.