10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword