10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway