10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."