10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe