10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.