10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones