10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."