10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth