10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson