10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22