10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"