10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."