10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.