10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.