10 Random Poker Quotes
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- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.