10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.