10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A